SOMETHING FOR YOU TO THINK ABOUT ON A SNOWY EVENING

Posted by Janice Teetsell 
on Jan 13, 2011
 
For those who love the philosophy of Ambiguity, as well as the Idiosyncrasies of English:
1.       Don’t  sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
2.       One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor
3.       If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
4.       I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “Where’s the self-help section?” – She said…”If she told me, It would defeat the purpose”
5.       What if there were no hypothetical questions?
6.       If a deaf child signs swear words, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
7.       Is there another word for synonym?
8.       Where do Forest Rangers go to “get away from it all?”
9.       What do you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
10.   Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?...Are they afraid someone will clean them?